
B1FF /bif/ [Usenet] (alt. `BIFF') n. The most famous {pseudo}, and the
prototypical {newbie}. Articles from B1FF feature all uppercase letters
sprinkled liberally with bangs, typos, `cute' misspellings (EVRY BUDY
LUVS GOOD OLD BIFF CUZ HE"S A K00L DOOD AN HE RITES REEL AWESUM THINGZ
IN CAPITULL LETTRS LIKE THIS!!!), use (and often misuse) of fragments of
{talk mode} abbreviations, a long {sig block} (sometimes even a {doubled
sig}), and unbounded naivete. B1FF posts articles using his elder
brother's VIC-20. B1FF's location is a mystery, as his articles appear
to come from a variety of sites. However, {BITNET} seems to be the most
frequent origin. The theory that B1FF is a denizen of BITNET is
supported by B1FF's (unfortunately invalid) electronic mail address:
B1FF@BIT.NET.
[1993: Now It Can Be Told! My spies inform me that B1FF was originally
created by Joe Talmadge , also the author of the
infamous and much-plagiarized "Flamer's Bible". The BIFF filter he wrote
was later passed to Richard Sexton, who posted BIFFisms much more
widely. Versions have since been posted for the amusement of the net at
large. See also {Jeff K.} --ESR]
Source: The Jargon File